hostilehottie:

celestia:

remember

if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me

afternoonsnoozebutton:

People on Tumblr have a really funny habit of commenting really sexually explicit things like “I have such a boner rn” or “sploosh” or “I just came” on pictures of calligraphy. And while I totally get that it’s very pretty and impressive, I always imagine a very annoyed calligrapher (he’s an old…

arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

corsolareef:

"begin your essay with an interesting fact or quote"
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im gonna fucking ACE this essay

sandvviches:

teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA

(Source: gothqirl)

unf-hans:

baelor:

bad lip reading

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motherfucka you gay

CRYING

pornstarbucks:

Played 242910 times.
rubdown:

CHRIS EVANS LAUGHING ALONE WITH PIZZA

rubdown:

CHRIS EVANS LAUGHING ALONE WITH PIZZA

(Source: d-white211)